ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

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Augustus Waters: "May I see you again?"
Hazel Grace: "Sure."
Augustus Waters: "Tomorrow?"
Hazel Grace: "Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager."
Augustus Waters: "Right, that's why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow. I'm serious."
Hazel Grace: "You don't even know me. How about I call you when I finish this?"
Augustus Waters: "But you don't even have my phone number."
Hazel Grace: "I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."
Augustus Waters: "And you say we don't know each other."

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

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all-hail-the-moffinator:

sackville-baggins:

sackville-baggins:

Maybe this time when I read Order of the Phoenix Sirius won’t die

He died.

I read somewhere that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results.

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BODY WORK COMES ON AND IM LIKE….


commodore-amiga:

the-page-0f-space:

I fucking love you, BBC.

Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?

commodore-amiga:

the-page-0f-space:

I fucking love you, BBC.

Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?

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friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG

Very nice

Thanks

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